Matt

While you're reading this, Matt is most likely making an extremely detailed and hard for you but easy for him to understand graph about you.
He knows more about you than you think, he knows more about you than you do, he also buys socks for Karavel. Matt is our Men's Footwear Buyer/Accessories Buyer/E-Commerce Admin/Graph Guy.
Matt was born in a stockroom of Larry's Shoes, we'll let you paint that picture for yourself. As a child he got 3rd place in a sculpture contest with a tree made out of chewed bubblegum.
We've never seen him chew bubblegum, or study trees. He also broke his foot in middle school while playing dodgeball.
He dodged the ball yet broke his foot, there's a graph about that somewhere.
After Matt was finished sculpting trees from chewed bubblegum and breaking his foot, he worked for Men's Wearhouse for 17 years. He wore every hat in the store, and that was before they started selling hats.
They most likely started selling hats as a result of an extremely detailed graph done by Matt and sent to them, we'll never do enough research to find out.
When Matt is talking and really wants to get his point across without making a graph, he'll take 2 steps back and begin talking with his hands and arms. If you squint your eyes and tilt your head, you might be able to keep up with his words behind his waving arms. At the end of his interpretive dance, he'll say a very clear, "Does that make sense to you?"
At that point the dizziness should start to go away and he will go make a graph so you can understand what he was talking about, the graph will not be any easier to understand.
Simply nod your head, understanding may or may not come, but you'll be okay.  
If you happen to come across Matt at Karavel, he'll tell you what you're thinking based on statistical reports and graphs about human facial expressions, get ready! He'll also show you shoes and he'll tell you that we have plenty of things to buy and you can buy them all. That's Matt! 

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